Nothing gives me more anxiety



If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live


my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
― Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
― Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”  (via un-exotic)

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The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over.
Unknown (via queer-lust)

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ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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